Sports Quotes That Make Me Laugh

Here's a list of sports quotes that made me chuckle to myself

10) Devil Rays GM Chuck Lamar

"The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level."
No wonder they made the world series 3 years after he was fired

9) Thom Brenneman, Cubs Broadcaster


"A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we're going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets."
I'm guessing this was said any year between 1991 and 1997

8)Yogi Berra


"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
???

7)Russ Grimm- Redskins Offensive Guard


"I'd run over my mother to win the Superbowl"
wow....i'm speechless

6)Lou Holtz- Notre Dame Head Coach


"On this team we are all united in one common goal: to keep my job"
Way to tell it like it is Holtzy

5)Tug McGraw- Former Phillies Pitcher (and Tim McGraws Dad)


When asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf- "I don't know, I've never smoked AstroTurf"
I guess this goes hand in hand with the john Kruck quote "I'm not a professional athlete, I'm a baseball player"

4)Charles Barkley- Suns Forward


"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."
This was my favorite of dozens of hilarious Barkley quotes

3)John Daly- Professional Golfer


"I tried but every time I worked out I threw up, and I thought to myself that you can get drunk and throw up, so it's just not for me, I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat.”
Another guy I that could have his own top ten list of quotes

2) Shaq- NBA Canter/Kazaam


"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."
one of many....http://shaqquotes.com/

1)Dick Butkus- Chicago Bears Linebacker


"When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something."
What else can I say..... this guy was a beast. In college they made him practice against a tree because he was injuring all of their starters.