Bob Quote of the week

As promised, another Bob quote of the week. Bob went to the grocery store and asked my mom and I if there is anything that we wanted. I only wanted one thing: Love Me Tenders. Here's the deal with Love Me Tenders: 1)They are delicious- I eat them at least twice a week when they are in the Gberg freezer because they are quite possibly the most delicious chicken tenders i have ever tasted. Ok.... here comes the best part about them....2) If you send in 4 empty bags of Love Me Tenders you receive an awesome Love Me Tenders Chicago Cubs T-shirt!!!. What great marketing!!!! So back to the story... The only thing I asked for was Love Me Tenders and this is the conversation that took place:

Me-"Love Me Tenders"
Bob-"I don't think so, I can never find the right ones."
Me-"???"-(the "what the fuck" look)
Bob-"There a bunch of ones that look like them and I never get the right ones"
Me-"You can read....right?"
Bob-"I don't know"

That was the end of our conversation and now here I am waiting for him to get back from the grocery store in anticipation of a fresh bag of Love Me Tenders (I'm guessing there's a 25% chance he'll actually get them). I'll update the chicken/cubs shirt sitch when he gets back....